Here is a prophecy:
"AI will skyrocket the value of humans...
A cheap €10 shirt will never become premium, 
not even in the world's best washing machine."
*scroll to the very bottom for the full quote. E-mail me at office@kildenfoss.com today!

In law and in business, language is either flawless - or useless.

The way we speak and write defines our reputation and social status. Our access to resources and opportunities.

I've lived in various other countries as a foreigner for many, many years.
If you speak with an accent or make even very minor mistakes, local people will immediately underrate you.
Because "even children can speak fluently".

People will not fully trust you unless you sound just like them.
It is a law of nature that even applies in the animal world.

AI is convenient. And as effective as a copy-paste job application.
Wanna be taken seriously abroad? Don't let a machine do the talking (and writing) for you. " Sounds AI " has already become a way of saying "sounds phony & boring", leaving clients wondering "can their business be any good if they can't even put their own sentences together?"

Human translators hand you the golden key - so you can open whatever door you like with it! At very reasonable costs.
In the minds of your clients - if your language is premium, so is your business!

I've been in translation & interpreting for nearly 30 years.

Full-time. With extensive time abroad for regular training.

Where did I learn Swedish? Right here. Well, not at that particular table:

You could have AI deep-fake the next

New Year's Concert of the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra.

Would save a ton of money! Eliminate musicians' mistakes!

How many high-profile guests would buy expensive tickets to that...?


People rightfully distrust AI about language.

It's a serial mistake-maker. A notorious quality disaster.

Robotic. Inconsistent.

A blind leading the blind.


Guess who always gets to fix the

digital mumbo-jumbo: people like me.

Happy to help - but it will be expensive and

still not as good as a human translation.


This is what your clients think:

If your language is cheap - so is your product.

If your language is premium - so is your business.

Without the national flag - would you have guessed the country I am in here?

Without the Danish flag - would you have guessed the country I am in?

You are being robbed. Seriously.

Online services are "free" because they make BIG TIME MONEY with YOUR content (DATA HARVESTING).

There is an entire covert industry out there. I know some of the players personally.


Online & for free means: no protection.


"But our AI tool is offline."

Ok. Do you know what a "backdoor" is?

This is about your business secrets.

Protect them!

How?

Your language professional is legally bound

by the provider-client privilege.

Your texts will remain 100% protected.


AI = NO RESPONSIBILITY. NO PROTECTION.

And:

Machine and AI tools produce translations

loaded with obvious and less obvious mistakes.

Corrections take hours and hours ...

Sounds expensive? It is.

Well, you say, translators also make mistakes.

True! But we also correct them. AI doesn't.

It throws out a text, and that is it. No corrections.


FASTER

Human quality translation is actually faster than correcting machine-translated text. Try me!


BETTER

All technology is limited. The human mind is not.


WITH LEGAL PROTECTION

Your content remains legally protected.

*"AI will skyrocket the value of humans.

First of all:
Does AI accept any responsibility 
for its translations? Let alone legally?
Of course not.

Secondly,
AI does not self-correct. 
All its "screw-ups" need to be fixed 
by people like me.
And it will still remain an inferior text.

Like a cheap €10 shirt will never become premium, not even in the world's best washing machine.

In the long run, consider this:

Just as money-printing causes inflation,
AI will dump so much generic, replicable, hollow stuff out there, the value of truly original, meaningful, effective communication will skyrocket!

Businesses that want to be premium players 
on the market will not use cheap AI 
to communicate.

Why not?

Because a 5-year old can do that.

And good clients' expectations are way higher than that.

Excellence in business starts with excellent language. Clear and to the point.

Thomas Kalsan-Kildenfoss (Mag. phil.)